The Wife Checked Her Husband’s Phone

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    The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:

    ‘The tender one’

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    ‘The amazing one’

    ‘Lady of my dreams,

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    She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother.

    Next, she dialed the second number, and his sister answered. Her phone rang when she pressed the third number. She handed her husband her entire month’s salary as a make-up for doubting him, so she sobbed until her eyes grew large. The spouse used the funds to purchase a gift for his partner, whose name was saved as

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    ‘Uncle Mike the mechanic’

    Little Johnny and his father went fishing one day.

    After a couple of hours out in the boat, Little Johnny suddenly became curious about the world around him.

    He asked his father,

    “How does this boat float?”

    The father thought for a moment, then replied,

    “I don’t rightly know, son.”

    Little Johnny returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father,

    “How do fish breathe underwater?”

    Once again the father replied,

    “Don’t rightly know, son.”

    A little later Little Johnny asked,

    “Why is the sky blue?”

    Again, the father replied.

    “Don’t rightly know, son.”

    Worried he is going to annoy his father, he says,

    “Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”

    “Of course not, son. If you don’t ask questions … you’ll never learn anything!”

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