Wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church.

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    A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning.

    After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church.

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    “Why aren’t you dressed for church?”

    “Simple. I’m not going.”

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    “Why not?”

    I’ll offer you three solid explanations for why I’m not going. To begin with, it’s chilly in the chapel in the morning. It’s merely chilly. Secondly, I’m not liked by anyone there. Behind my back, everyone is continually talking about me. Thirdly, and above all, I simply don’t feel like going!”

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    “All right, let me offer you three solid reasons to go. To begin with, the church is warm in the morning rather than chilly. Second, you are the minister, so dress appropriately. Third, I believe, or at least I’m fairly certain, that there are some individuals in the room that like you.

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